Pussy Whipped
Bill Mumy/David Jolliffe/Miguel Ferrer
© So Boss Music (ASCAP)

I love my wife, she tells me so
For the rest of my life but I don't know
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doin' here
I wake up in the morning
The face in the mirror says I'm whipped
Pussy Whipped

I love my wife, she tells me so
For the rest of my life but I don't know
I used to go out drinkin'
And runnin' with the boys
I used to stay up late at night
And make a lot of noise
Now I don't do nuthin' that she don't tell me to
Yes my friend you understand
It's very sad but true - I'm whipped
Pussy Whipped

My friends tried to help me
But she chased them all away
She called up every one of them
And said I could not play
So now I just stay home at night and stare at the TV
I ask what kind of life is this
What's she done to me - I’m whipped
Pussy Whipped

I'm whipped in the morning
I'm whipped in the night
I'm whipped in the daytime
There's no way to fight it
I'm whipped at the office
I'm whipped on the phone
But if the woman leaves I’ll have to whip it alone

I love my wife, she tells me so
For the rest of my life but I don't know
I’m whipped
Pussy Whipped