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Clip clop clippity clop
The horsey plods along
Clip clop clippity clop
The horsey sings his song

When I was a little boy
How I did my trains enjoy
Then one day my horsey came
Nothing's ever been the same

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Sometimes at the break of dawn
Dew drops kiss the front yard lawn
Horsey cooks me toast and eggs
And cracks the shells between his legs

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My horsey took the family car
Drove down to the corner bar
Tried to drink a trough of beer
Got so drunk that he couldn't steer

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I love you horsey
What big eyes you have

We take hula dancing class
Horsey wears a skirt of grass
I'm so glad that he's my friend
Eenie meenie miney mo -yeah

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(Come on everyone, sing along!)

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Yeah.